January 2010
“My friend Jeff told me that he had some Sumatra brewing. I explained that I...”
– jimmy the mustasche man
Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn! →
Courtesy of “The Salted Caramel”, Chicago.
New Mexico crash turns into 238-pound pot bust
TUCUMCARI, N.M. (AP) - Tracks in the snow leading from a crashed car to the nearby bridge overpass on New Mexico’s I-40 just didn’t look right to officers. State police say that officers patrolling the stretch near Tucumcari Saturday found that 40-year-old Henry Alan of El Paso had lost control of his sedan and crashed into a snow pile. Then they noticed tracks leading back and forth...
WatchOne of my favorite tracks off this album. “Trojan Horus” from “Silenced” by “The Black Dog”. Great sleeping music, sort of. Sweet dreams, Y’all.
“Carbon is not toxic”
– jimmy the mustasche man
Argentine president: Eat pork, spice your sex life
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) - Argentina’s president thinks eating pig meat is really sexy. Many people in this beef-loving nation reacted with surprise Thursday after Cristina Fernandez promoted pork in a speech during which she not only said pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she’s personally proven it. “I didn’t know that eating pork improved sexual...
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newrider:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.
we’ve all been there!
Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs • The Register →
The proposed Australian Government clampdown on smut just got a whole lot broader, as news emerged of a ban on small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material. -The Register UK
The Longest Bar in the World
If you do a google or bing for the longest bar in the world, you will most likely find this info:
“The longest bar in the world is 684 feet (or about 208.5 meters) long and is located at the New Bulldog in Rock Island, Illinois.”
Fact: There is no such bar in Rock Island, IL. I don’t think there ever was, though I am not a native and my history only goes back like a few years.
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Ticketmaster Is Dead, Long Live Ticketmaster
The United States Department of Justice, after a year’s worth of investigation, approved the proposed merger between Live Nation and Ticketmaster on Monday — with strings attached. Also, the Ticketmaster brand is dead: Enter ‘Live Nation Entertainment.’
Rock Rolled - Fresh Prince of Bel Air Style →
Via YouTube.
USDA awarding $310 million for broadband projects →
Conditions imposed on Live Nation, Ticketmaster →
Calif border inspectors find pot in fish container →
Exile Nation: Chapter Two, "Hotel Hell" (Pt.3) |... →
Chapter three. Good reading!
How to Volunteer for Haiti Without Leaving Your... →
Here's my dirty literal knock-knock joke
Knock, Knock Who’s there? Oh I love… O. I. Love who? Oh, I love the way my balls knock on your taint when we fuck.
Watch this commercial for Iowa State University →
“Iowa State University, because you want to know what a quesadillas is”. Welcome to Iowa!
The Mad Professah Lectures: Black, Gay and... →
Great essay, blog post.
“Success, recognition, and conformity are the bywords of the modern world where...”
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
Weight Watchers floor collapses - UPI.com →
Dirty Swedes! I’ll bet the clinic was constructed/recycled from left over faux wood/plastic from Ikea.
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“The curse of poverty has no justification in our age. It is socially as cruel...”
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967
